Well, last week, I was making my usual rounds following the hurricane. As everyone knows, sometimes I take my meals in the woods so that I stay tough and maintain my survival instincts. I ended up with some digestive issues, likely due to the fact that I mixed my survival meal with am impressive cardio performance. To make a long story short, I underwent surgery and am currently recovering. This reminds me of the time I lost my thumbs in 'Nam.
Clearly, the only option for me was to file a workers' compensation claim. The insurance company has denied my claim - something about not being an employee yada yada. So anyway, I am waiting for them to realize who they are dealing with.
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