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| Here I am, thinking about foreign things. |
As everyone knows, I am a worldly man who speaks many languages that are foreign. I like to translate things for my roommate as she cooks for me and my dog. Tonight, she cooked kielbasa, which everyone knows is French for "thumb." I know how to say thumb in every language, since I have to know how to tell people that they took my thumbs in 'Nam no matter where I travel in order to avoid awkward situations.
I enjoy my kielbasa with red wine. You can tell it is red because of the color. Yes, I am also a smellier in my spare time. People are jealous of my knowledge of life and travel. Don't backtalk me, Hop Scotch.
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| Waiting for kielbasa with my dog, Millie. |
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